That’s roughly 500 of these. 
Or one of these:

That’s roughly 500 of these. 
Or one of these:
If you’re wondering where everyone’s gone - we’re in the forum. Come and join us!
All 1950sy and lovely. From Debenhams, up to size 18, £35
Thought we could post discoveries on here, as the forum doesn’t allow images. This is from Debenhams, costs £60, and goes up to a size 18.


This is my new fave - M&S, up to size 18, £45:

This is from Monsoon, £40, goes up to a 22. Would look nice with leggings underneath. No, you’re not too fat for leggings. No, you don’t have to wear a tent - something like this is much more flattering.

This is also from Monsoon, £85, goes up to size 22:
Soldiering on in the teeth of no weight falling off in any discernible way for well over a week. Grr.
I am giving up the squirrel nuts.
I have nothing else I can give up. Sob.
Taking buckets of exercise - haven’t missed a day on my bike even in the pouring rain
Keep going to lovely restaurants and eating the dullest food: plain cod with spinach over and over! But it is making my home cooking very inventive. We ate boiled chicken with Béarnaise sauce this weekend - my husband said it was wonderful the way it made you really taste the chicken in a way that roast doesn’t. Have made delicious tuna salads for my pack lunches with curried mayonnaise, fennel and celery. Have made spinach and ricotta soufflés twice to huge applause. Pheasant with sour cream - yum.
At least I ordered the fat calf boots of the Duoboots website last night - they might cheer me up. If they are nice, I’ll order a second pair - I rather fancy the purple suede.
Good luck. We’ll be in touch soon for your address if you are one of the lucky ones.
here. Please be patient - I’ve had 2 hours’ sleep and have a column to write!